Basketball
12/2 - MSG Away, Greater Things, 4:30
12/2 - MSB, Away, Greater Things, 5:30
12/2 - VG, Away, Boyd Christian , 6:00
12/2 - VB, Away, Boyd Christian, 7:30
12/6 - MSG, Home, Franklin Classical, 4:00
12/6 - MSB, Home, Franklin Classical, 5:00
12/6 - VG, Home, Franklin Classical, 6:00
12/6 - VB, Home, Franklin Classical, 7:30
2024 Christmas Project
Taking donations now for this year's Christmas Project. To read more or donate online, click this link or use the QR code. We thank you in advance for partnering with us! No Late Stay - 12/3
10% Off Spiritwear Sale - 12/2-12/6
Elementary Christmas Program, 7:00 - 12/5
Brownie Sundae - 12/6
MS/HS Christmas Program, 7:00 - 12/10
Lost & Found Sale - 12/11-12/13
End of 2nd Quarter - 12/11
Merit Day - 12/12
Exam Review Days - 12/13 & 12/16
Exams - 12/17 - 12/20
Early Dismissal - 12/20
Christmas Break - 12/23-1/3
101 Random
Seeing as how this week's Parent Page was intended to be an abbreviated one, please feel free to ignore this part. You have been warned.- Cuvier's beaked whales can hold their breath for 2 hours. Here's the thing. 1. Whales have beaks?! Never have I ever heard of a beaked whale and now I have a new thing to put on my bucket list. 2. Who watched that beaky whale hold its breath and how do they know it was the same whale they started with? Did they not blink for 2 hours? Did the whale swim in one spot so they could watch them?
- I have heard that penicillin was originally called 'mold juice'. This is one of those instances where a new name was definitely needed. Can you imagine your doctor coming in and saying "you're sick, but don't worry. We have mold juice." I don't believe it would be a very popular remedy, if we're being honest.
- Apparently, all mammals get goosebumps. Where I read this did not say, almost all, or nearly all, but all. As in all of them. You know what's coming next. Who looked at every single mammal and checked the box for goosebumps? And how did they give those animals the goosebumps? If anyone knows if there's a goosebump giver position for panda bears, would you let me know?
Dad Jokes:What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? TheWhat do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark? Chicken
- Cuvier's beaked whales can hold their breath for 2 hours. Here's the thing. 1. Whales have beaks?! Never have I ever heard of a beaked whale and now I have a new thing to put on my bucket list. 2. Who watched that beaky whale hold its breath and how do they know it was the same whale they started with? Did they not blink for 2 hours? Did the whale swim in one spot so they could watch them?
- I have heard that penicillin was originally called 'mold juice'. This is one of those instances where a new name was definitely needed. Can you imagine your doctor coming in and saying "you're sick, but don't worry. We have mold juice." I don't believe it would be a very popular remedy, if we're being honest.
- Apparently, all mammals get goosebumps. Where I read this did not say, almost all, or nearly all, but all. As in all of them. You know what's coming next. Who looked at every single mammal and checked the box for goosebumps? And how did they give those animals the goosebumps? If anyone knows if there's a goosebump giver position for panda bears, would you let me know?
Dad Jokes:
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? The
What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark? Chicken